Alex with a tic :)

Alex with a tic :)

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

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— 4 hours ago with 487401 notes

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

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— 4 hours ago with 798133 notes
snpsnpsnp:

A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves in my new favourite image of All Time / basically what Lars Von Trier takes two to four hours to capture with every try.

snpsnpsnp:

A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves in my new favourite image of All Time / basically what Lars Von Trier takes two to four hours to capture with every try.

(via fainaigue)

— 4 hours ago with 105124 notes
gvven-stefani:

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist


Disgusting

gvven-stefani:

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

Disgusting

— 4 hours ago with 75572 notes
mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

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— 4 hours ago with 82820 notes
eternalsujufan13:

malformalady:

Vintage prosthetic eyes created in Lauscha, Germany


Chyeahhhh my blog is vintage, look at these vintage prosthetic eyeballs

eternalsujufan13:

malformalady:

Vintage prosthetic eyes created in Lauscha, Germany

Chyeahhhh my blog is vintage, look at these vintage prosthetic eyeballs

(via gvven-stefani)

— 4 hours ago with 1386 notes
arts-and-hearts:

desidere:
klaustrofovia:
Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

arts-and-hearts:

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

(via gvven-stefani)

— 4 hours ago with 14518 notes
earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.

earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.

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— 4 hours ago with 314952 notes
Guy in my class:Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher:You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.
Guy:Well...yeah.
Teacher:Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
— 4 hours ago with 172314 notes
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh


Why is there butter?! Since when does BUTTER go in brownie mix?!

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

Why is there butter?! Since when does BUTTER go in brownie mix?!

(Source: dicemastaflex, via flailingoctopus)

— 4 hours ago with 129389 notes

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

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— 4 hours ago with 110604 notes