Alex with a tic :)

Alex with a tic :)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

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— 1 week ago with 299149 notes

fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

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— 1 week ago with 301172 notes

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

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— 1 week ago with 54946 notes

its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

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— 1 week ago with 115540 notes
errors-dot-albi:

thatscienceteacher:

theveganarchist:

stfuconservatives:

lesserjoke:

antigovernmentextremist:

gerrycanavan:

Jury nullification. Pass it on.

Jury nullification is so fucking important.

This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

I didn’t know about this. Wow.

always reblog

This is SUPER IMPORTANT and also a good reason to show up for jury duty. You know all those laws you think are stupid? This is your chance to maybe do something about it. 

I…. I thought this was common knowledge… signal boosting this because it obviously isn’t!

errors-dot-albi:

thatscienceteacher:

theveganarchist:

stfuconservatives:

lesserjoke:

antigovernmentextremist:

gerrycanavan:

Jury nullification. Pass it on.

Jury nullification is so fucking important.

This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

I didn’t know about this. Wow.

always reblog

This is SUPER IMPORTANT and also a good reason to show up for jury duty. You know all those laws you think are stupid? This is your chance to maybe do something about it. 

I…. I thought this was common knowledge… signal boosting this because it obviously isn’t!

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— 1 week ago with 53019 notes

I literally only care about your sexual preference so that I can be a better wing woman. Because how awkward is it to talk you up to a cute guy and then find out you’re into girls?!

— 1 week ago

spacetimefabric:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.

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— 1 week ago with 150556 notes
reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"Submitted By: Amanda T.Location: Ontario, Canada

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He didn’t want Daddy using newspaper to start the BBQ: ‘It’s not for fire, it’s for reading!’"
Submitted By: Amanda T.
Location: Ontario, Canada

— 1 week ago with 2072 notes

vegan-yums:

7 Ingredient vegan cheesecakes / Recipe

— 1 week ago with 2286 notes

My boyfriend and I are going to be awesome parents. Like hey kid, you want to wear that darth vader mask with a crown and heels? Be careful not to trip!! You wanna play dress up with mom and then go to the shooting range? Sounds like fun!
If my kid wants to get their ears pierced or get their hair cut really short or grow their hair out long or pick out their own clothes that’s cool.
I’m all about giving kids a reasonable amount of autonomy (ie, not breaking laws, feelings, or school/house rules but anything else goes). They will be disciplined but also be able to make choices for themselves. They will understand that some choices have consequences they aren’t going to like. They will experience the world and mature into conscientious young souls. That is my wish for my future children.

— 3 weeks ago

other-worlds:

bheidh:

a reality check that’s a blow to the solar plexis

SEE ALSO: why i’m crumbling under the weight of prolonged loneliness for fear of letting anyone in again & repeating this

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See also disabled kids and parents.
A lot a lot a lot of parents are perfectly acceptable parents until they have disabled children. They start to blame us for shit and say we deserve what they give us. my mom was a decent mother until she had me.

i hardly ever see campaigns like this.

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— 3 weeks ago with 49168 notes
insuperabilis:

amandaonwriting:

Frankenstein’s Monster

AT LAST THE EPITOME OF MY FRUSTRATIONS

insuperabilis:

amandaonwriting:

Frankenstein’s Monster

AT LAST THE EPITOME OF MY FRUSTRATIONS

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— 3 weeks ago with 130132 notes